i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year
Without looking at him, she took him into her bedroom and did not refuse him what he wanted of her. And when he had thanked her for ceding to his desires, she replied: Sir, my succumbing to desire had much more to do with what I wanted than what you had sought. And it was me who sought you in my arms and then took you in as we are now…. etc. (quick translation—not perfect).
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed